Wednesday, November 11, 2009

"THE PRICE OF GAS IN FRANCE":

A THIEF IN PARIS PLANNED TO STEAL SOME PAINTINGS FROM THE LOUVRE.



AFTER CAREFUL PLANNING, HE GOT PAST SECURITY, STOLE THE PAINTINGS, AND MADE IT SAFELY TO HIS VAN.

HOWEVER, HE WAS CAPTURED ONLY TWO BLOCKS AWAY WHEN HIS VAN RAN OUT OF GAS.

WHEN ASKED HOW HE COULD MASTERMIND SUCH A CRIME AND THEN MAKE SUCH AN OBVIOUS ERROR, HE REPLIED, "MONSIEUR, DAT IS DEE REASON I STOLE DEE PAINTINGS."



"I HAD NO MONET


TO BUY DEGAS


TO MAKE DEE VAN GOGH."



SEE IF YOU HAVE DE GAULLE TO SHOW DIS TO SOMEONE ELSE.


I POST DIS TO YOU BECAUSE I FIGURED I HAD NUTTING 'TOULOUSE'!



(clearing throat...Dis eez goot, no?)

I LOVE YOU ALL!

1 comment:

CatMom said...

Oh Shar....this is HILARIOUS!!!! My sister will enjoy this too - - I'll be sure and share with her. Thanks for always bringing "sunshine" to your fans and friends - - you are amazing. Hugs, Patti Jo :)