Friday, April 23, 2010


Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses then yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bathtub?"

The 94-year-old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs then pauses and asks, "Sisters, was I going up the stairs or coming down?"

The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea, quietly listening. She shakes her head, sighs, and taps on the wood tabletop, thinking to herself, "My, I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood."

She then stands and yells to the other two, '"I'll be right up to help you two, but first I must see who's at the door."


Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards or go out for lunch. One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now, don't get mad at me for this. I mean we've known each other a long time, but here's the thing...I've thought and thought about this, but I just can't remember your name! Please, would you mind telling me your name?"

With crossed arms her friend glared at her for at least three minutes, her eyes turned to slits. After a long pause, she uncrossed her arms and said, "How soon do you need to know?"


Lynnette Bonner said...

LOL, Sharlene! These are good. Sadly, I'm young and still have things like this happen to me.

K.M. Weiland said...

Hah! Too funny. But you've got me worried now too. My memory's already playing tricks on me!

Therese said...

That's really funny.

ok, so who's blog am I on?

congrats on Abbie Ann. I've missed seeing your posts on the ACFW loop.