I would be remiss if I didn't post a few silly jokes on April 1, wouldn't I? Okay, so they're dumb as a box of socks with rocks, but here goes anyway!!!
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter Bunny?
Bugs Bunny.
What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?
Wet feet.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call a song sung in an automobile?
A cartoon.
What do you call the best butter on the farm?
A goat.
What do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?
His powder puff is on the wrong end.
And last, but not least, I MUST post this very silly cartoon 'cause it plain made me laugh:
1 comment:
LOL!!! The cartoon is a hoot :)
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