Friday, April 01, 2011


I would be remiss if I didn't post a few silly jokes on April 1, wouldn't I? Okay, so they're dumb as a box of socks with rocks, but here goes anyway!!!

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter Bunny?
Bugs Bunny.

What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?
Wet feet.

What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.

What do you call a song sung in an automobile?
A cartoon.

What do you call the best butter on the farm?
A goat.

What do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.

What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?
His powder puff is on the wrong end.

And last, but not least, I MUST post this very silly cartoon 'cause it plain made me laugh:

1 comment:

Anne Payne said...

LOL!!! The cartoon is a hoot :)