Tuesday, October 07, 2008

MY HOUSE IS NO LONGER SAFE!

I am deathly, I mean deathly--and that is not an exaggeration--afraid of mice. I HATE THEM, I DETEST THEM, I CRINGE AT THE SIGHT OF THEM, I REFUSE TO WALK DOWN THE STORE AISLE OF THE PET SECTION IF I THINK THERE MIGHT BE ONE IN A CAGE, I CAN'T LOOK AT ONE ON A TV OR MOVIE SCREEN--AND I CERTAINLY CANNOT TOLERATE seeing one in my own house!!! Well, today -- yup! -- for the first time in the 26 years we've lived in this house I saw one run across my floor!!!!!! Lord, help me!

I was sitting in my office chair, holding my sleeping 7-month-old grandson, when my dog suddenly leaped up. (If you know my lazy, 100#, 10-year-old collie, you know he NEVER leaps up.) My big ol' cat, who'd been sleeping on the big pet pillow nearby, also, hmm, stirred. Meaning he sat up and stared in the same direction Dakota was staring. I then heard the tiniest little noise and looked down. There, I saw a little dark thing peeking around the corner OF MY OFFICE DOOR. YOW!!! I shocked myself by not screaming. I did, however, sprint out of my chair and run the opposite way, out through the bathroom, the guest bedroom, and into the laundry room. Then I took a dare, a GIANT dare, and peeked around the corner, where I'd seen the...eeeooouuuu...mouse. Guess what. The cat was still sitting on the pillow and WATCHING the thing run across the floor. At least my dog appeared mildly interested, as he followed it with his nose--somewhat.

From there, I ran up the stairs, breathless, into Cecil's office--(THANK GOD HE IS CURRENTLY UNEMPLOYED!!!!!) "I-I-just saw--a--mouse!" I managed to get out. He swiveled around, all nonchalant. Oh, I hate that.

"You did?"

"Yes! Go get it!" (Oh, by the way, the baby, of course, is no longer sleeping due to all the bobbling up and down, and I feel somewhat guilty for my childish reaction, and for not putting him in his crib before my world crashed in on me.)

I stayed hovered in a corner of Cecil's office, hugging the baby close, while he went to get a broom. A broom! And then I listened to a bit of a scuffle going on underneath me, and then a lot of pounding. UGH. The sound shall remain in my head for days, maybe months, to come.

I thought I lived in a mouse-free environment. Now, all I can think about is, does this thing have a family? If so, are they lurking about looking for him? Yes, my hubby set traps, four of them, all slathered with peanut butter. And every half-hour for the last seven hours I've made him check them. So far nothing--so maybe there's hope that he was just a fluke? But then just tonight at small group Bible study one of the guys there had the nerve to say that where there's one there's ten. HUH???? What kind of friend would say such a thing? Now, I have to sit at my desk with my feet up for at least the next two months--at least until I can feel reasonably certain there are no more yucky little gray things running around. And by the way, I asked my hubby what the cat did when he went after the mouse with a broom and he said he just sat on his pillow and watched. Grrrrrrr. I'm so mad at my cat! What good is he?

Okay, well, thank you for allowing me to vent. And let me just say, IF YOU READ THIS TO THE END, YOU ARE A TRUE, TRUE FRIEND.

Oh dear, writing deadlines loom, and now I have to think about the possibility of something crawling across my foot?????? Pray for me. And I don't say that in a trite manner. I AM SERIOUS AS A DEAD LOON!

Sometime this week I shall tell you about our trip to Europe--and add pictures!

Unless I see another one of those ucky things in my office.

Then it could be a while.

8 comments:

Shannon said...

I feel your pain- believe me- don't let them conquer you- remember: YOU are the woman of the house. Hold fast- do not be driven out of your territory. Loved that story! We had a similar horror story with a bat- yes a bat, that flies, and can get in your hair! Didn't sleep for days!

Rich and Darcie said...

Oh Shar that is histarical! I can't wait to hear you tell this in person.

I can't wait to hear about your trip too!

Love to you!

Shannon said...

Oh I just saw you wrote on my blog and I didn't even know it when I read yours earlier.

Yes, we're doing great here. I've met some great people and have gotten really involved. Brian's super busy with school. We're really praying about where God wants us to be next. June 1 we'll need a new home and a job! We are all about moving! But ready to be settled. So keep that in your prayers if you remember.

I can't wait for Hannah Grace!

Nise' said...

You do not want to hear about what we found and saw when moving my mom out of her house of 13 years last summer! You would have DIED!!I almost did. Tell that cat of yours to do its job.

Dorothy said...

Lol! I sympathize with you. My library is in a trailer connected to the end of the Education building. We are not supposed to feed any of the animals as our Center is housed on a Wildlife Refuge. Well, I feed the feral cats (and skunk) who live under my trailer and they reward me by taking care of the you-know-whats!

Sharlene MacLaren said...

LADIES, WE CAUGHT ANOTHER ONE ABOUT FIVE DAYS LATER!!!!!!! But nothing since then, so I'm hoping that is the end of of it. The Lord knows I cannot concentrate on my writing if I think there are critters running around, so I'm BELIEVING they are GONE!

Hugs and Blessings...
Shar

Sharlene MacLaren said...

LADIES, WE CAUGHT ANOTHER ONE ABOUT FIVE DAYS LATER!!!!!!! But nothing since then, so I'm hoping that is the end of of it. The Lord knows I cannot concentrate on my writing if I think there are critters running around, so I'm BELIEVING they are GONE!

Hugs and Blessings...
Shar

ginal said...

Hope they disappear for good Shar. Not like either:(
Hugs
Gina